Getting Old?

My ol' friend just sent this to me, so I thought I would share it with you.

 

 

 

TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN,

YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE,

SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS

~Your Kids are becoming you...but your grandchildren are Perfect!

~Going Out is good...Coming Home is better!

~You Forget names...But it's OK because other people forgot they Even knew you.

~You realize you're never going to be really good at some things...for example, Golf.

~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore!

~You sleep better on a lounge chair with a TV blaring than in bed. Called "pre-sleep."

~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" Switch?

~You tend to use more 4 letter words ..."what?"..."when?"... whoa?

~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

~You notice everything they sell in stores is short, sheer, snug and sleeveless?

~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

~Everybody Whispers!

~You have clothes hanging in your closet...which you will never wear AGAIN.

~~~But Old is good in some things: Old songs, Old movies, and best of all, OLD FRIENDS!

Stay well in 2013, OLD FRIEND!

Send this to other Old Friends!

It's not what you gather,

but what you scatter

that tells what kind of life you have lived!

Have a happy, healthy, and prosperous New Year!

~~~